Post 171. An ironic jocular ( sadly real though ) letter to my Monarchist Correspondent in Italy

An ironic jocular OPEN LETTER( sadly real though ) letter to my Monarchist ( The Savoja Monarchy) Correspondent ( of aussie-irish-italian descent) in Italy.

El Regent/Corregidor/Supremo of all Italian Monarchists, FERT ( no, no, no.......................not fart you ignoramuses of all things Latin...............Fert means: HIT/STRIKE ).......................
I feel you are starving for knews from Aussieland, the land of thy father Sullivan, the land of big-mouthed, mythical, braying, eternally complaining/winging, all revealing and all seeking, TRANSPARENT larrikins, the mighty small-cootonwhooled-colesterolic-brained, no-hopers, the Australians!
Even mild-hearted, ball-less Rudd made the suggestion last time he went to Afghanistan, to destroy the poppy fields as a resource-denying-activity, but it ended in SILENCE owing to the fact that the USA get a commission for every poppy stalk so it does not matter if this cocaine also buys weapons for the Taliban Warlords with which to kill our soldiers. It is good for business! It is good for business! No wonder the cunning Italians are stalling and buying secret-no-belligerance-mini-treaties with the Talibans! The modern Western Republican way of waging War is illogical at least to the soldier in the field, asked to fight with his ( her ) hands tied up behind his (her) back by Colonels sitting in armchairs, braying non-sensical Rules of Engagrement like asses in heat. With a population explosion of 6 billions, growing, THEY ( the 5%) can always replace our losses with Immigrants to the FatherLands. What counts is that the 5-per-cent-elites who own all Communications Media, except Blogger/Blogspot and Telstra/Bigpond/Bigblog not yet at least, not needed as these are too small anyway, and it gives the poor sods like I an illusion of making a change, like another beppegrillo.com, who might be Mafia anyway, playing a similar role to mine of make-believe, no, I am not Mafia yet, but I am waiting for offers, from Mafia I mean, yes, what is important is that the 5% remain original and all other larrikins are therefore expendible, disposable and repleceable. So they think, at least in their deluded ways. MAFIAS are genetically STUPID, being descendents of ancient, undeveloped semitic tribes, before the enlightening of Mohammed, may Allah preserve HIM in the Garden of the large bosomed and buttocked and twatted, most submissive, perpetually VIrginal Houris! INSHALLAH! I cannot understand how the Moslems can reject the Catholic Dogma of the Virginity of Mary when we developed it on the basis of Mohammed claim of the Perpetual Virginity of the multitude of the Houris of Paradise!!!!!! These issues depress me!
Ohhh yes, Labour is capable of thought too........................
sporadically though, at random, since their brain is essentially partisan, focusing on the defeat of an opponent at any cost like in an Aussie Rule Game......................my civilised attitude being that, being in opposition should be good enough, as the Opposition is more valuable than the Ruling Majority in so far as it adds value to the unopposed crap usually issuing from an Australian un-opposed mind, but between I and most Australians there is at least a 2000 years civilisational DNA-based, therefore unbridgeable, gap. I am afraid Labour is captive of its own peasant/bourgeois lust for voters in order to win................ Therefore they are always sodomitically bending over, as if in an uninterrupted islamic prayer, ready to give Citizenship to Chimpanzees for a Vote. Australians badly need growing up ! ITALIANS ARE BEYOND REDEMPTION, SHORT OF A MIRACLE.............MAY THE POPE ACCOMPLISH IT, OR A civil war. My local PM Kelvin Thomson ( for Willies.........)has just realised a couple of weeks ago, and I duly congratulated him for the totally unexpected intelligence quantum-like jump, like the creation of a SuperNova Star................everything, even GLOBAL WARMING, may have been FUNDMENTALLY accelerated by the large Demographic Global Population Growth with its growing pressure on the whole of Creation and its resources ( just think of the total integrated output of human-produced FARTS! Meat is getting too expensive in Australia due to dwindling water resources, ( tinned beans still being cheap ( at least for a one-person-family ))) and I am worrying Rudd may realise beans are responsible for greater farting and human emissions thereby placing a tax on these in the way of a Carbon Trading Policy. Yet Labour is focusing on Carbon Emissions of an Industrial Source which is keeping us employed. Someone in Queensland has discovered we have a couple millions Water Buffaloes imported sometime ago by someone from Indonesia, which, poor things, they accuse of being great mighty objectionable FARTERS! Rudd has already secretly ordered ( forbidding everyone to let el Garrett the guitar-strumming, ballett-dancing, skinhead find out since he is the protector of everything except European sheep, cattle, pig, chicken and other edible animal of European origins) the culling of the severall millions pedigree Camels roaming all over the immensity of the Nullarbour which should really be sold to the Palestinians of the Gaza Strip to counter-balance our all-wealth-gobbling Israelis with double nationality including the Aussie one, as they felt it rude to refuse it, Aussies being such insistent peddlers of Australian Citizenship, unlike the Swiss who wait for someone to die before offering it. Talking about Genocidal Serbs, Bosnians and Croatians..............................................we have got them here among us, camouflaged as Bonhoeffer's or Jehovahs Witnesses' and Krishna's devotees! Tamils are arriving by boatloads, halas some sinking, to offset our bludgeoning Hindus spilling over from their ghettoes and garbage tips to perpetuate the population explosion in Aussieland, this being a quasi religious duty, buggered be all else, including the koala bear and the Barrier Reef etc., Garrett please pay attention, lest they gobble everything left by the Israelis and the Chinese up. The Hindus have even got their politicians and Princes giving us speaches telling us population explosions are good, garbage tips and ghettos included, starving children included, being sacred holy things, making for cheap plentily available sexual experiences, as in India now. This makes us Catholics mild pussycats in contrast to the Hindus tigers.
THEY...........the cunning ones, the 5 per cent of the pure fair dinkum secret Aussie elite, triply circumcised......................
they all use compressed-air-prosthetics, aided by massive doses of Viagra and Celia, for copulating, no holes barred, a democratic golf-like-game.........................How many holes you wish to play to-night my darling?..................hence they get the best women in the land.........are planning to bring in the Uighurs to balance out the fast growing Chinese. The South Italians are fast loosing out, as usual, to the Middle Eastern, from whom they originally derived in Roman times. So, Australia is a fluid, dynamic field of mutual ethnic balances, ruled by DIVIDE AND RULE...................BRITANNIA, until THEY ( the cunning elite ) totally fuck it up by making it into a Republic of the Fuckumites of the Southern Cross and of the Eureka Stockade! Then there shall be a FREE FOR ALL MAFIAs OF ALL COLOUR and CREEDS, the making of a Continental sized RAINBOW-LIKE-NEW-ITALY, ruled by whoever gets equipped with the most flexible, versatile, powerful, prosthetic copulating aid!
Even the Japanese Yakuzis are working on it.
The Mongolians are still in reserve to offset the Middle Eastern..................................eventually.
Everyone is forgetting however, in their prosthetic aided copulations, that some shall copulate for real procreation, grow faster and more numerous than the rest and claim dominance UBER ALLES ( OVER EVERYONE ELSE ) AND GUESS WHO THESE SHALL BE?.
Unless we succeed in legislating for POPULATION STABILISATION, and the defence of prosthetic-aided fornicators, by the sterilisation of every individual after such an individual has succesfully replaced himself ( herself ). But shall the Pope and the Great Mufti of all Australasia permit this?
Can I foresee an Australian scenario like the present one in the Middle East, engaging Moslems and Israelis, in which Christians ( Catholics mainly ) and Moslems are going to be locked in a mutual slaughter for access to dwindled resources, in the name of god (sic: No capital a fake god being invoked by both sides )?
Here terminates the letter..................................as its writer needs refreshment, contemplation and meditation on Buddhas' very and own navel, the centre of the whole earth.

Updated version-:
An ironic jocular OPEN LETTER( sadly real though ) letter to my Monarchist ( The Savoja Monarchy) Correspondent ( of aussie-irish-italian descent) in Italy.

El Regent/Corregidor/Supremo of all Italian Monarchists, FERT ( no, no, no.......................not fart you ignoramuses of all things Latin...............Fert means: HIT/STRIKE ).......................
I feel you are starving for knews from Aussieland, the land of thy father Sullivan, the land of big-mouthed, mythical, braying, complaining/winging, all revealing and all seeking, TRANSPARENT larrikins, the mighty small-cottonwhooled-colesterolic-brained, no-hopers, the Australians!
Even mild-hearted, ball-less Rudd made the suggestion last time he went to Afghanistan, to destroy the poppy fields as a resource-denying-activity, but it ended in SILENCE owing to the fact that the USA get a commission for every poppy stalk so it does not matter if this cocaine also buys weapons for the Taliban Warlords with which to kill our soldiers. It is good for business! No wonder the cunning Italians are stalling and buying no-belligerance with the Talibans! The modern Western Republican way of waging War is illogical at least to the soldier in the field, asked to fight with his ( her ) hands tied up behind his (her) back by Colonels sitting in armchairs, braying non-sensical Rules of Engagrement like asses in heat! With a population explosion of 6 billions.............growing, THEY ( the 5%) can always replace our losses with Immigrants to the FatherLands. What counts is that the 5-per-cent-elites who never have to fight in Wars and therefore do not die in these, unless they insist in joining in for the love of adventure or of the risk involved ( like gambling, to which they are rather partial ), or to impress the women, being exempted on the ground that they are essential to the production of wealth and finance the war-efforts anyway, who own all Communications Media, except Blogger/Blogspot and Telstra/Bigpond/Bigblog, not yet though, not needed as these are too small anyway, and it gives the poor sods like I an illusion of making a change, like another beppegrillo.com, who might be Mafia anyway, playing a similar role to mine of make-believe, no, I am not Mafia yet, but I am waiting for offers, from Mafia I mean, yes, what is important is that the 5% remain original and all other larrikins are therefore expendible, disposable and repleceable. So they think, at least in their deluded ways. MAFIAS are genetically STUPID being descendents of ancient, undeveloped semitic tribes, before the enlightening of Mohammed, may Allah preserve HIM in the Garden of the large bosomed and buttocked and twatted, most submissive, perpetually virginal Houris! Incidentally, and I am not wishing to be obscene or irreligious, but as an Independent Theologian I must inquire and test all theological issues, the Dogma of the Virginity of Mary may have been the answer of the Christian West to the Mohammedan preposterous and exaggerated claim all Houris remain virgins in spite of the endless fornications promised as a reward to the Talibans in their Paradise. The Japanese Khamikaze of WWII were pussy cats in comparison to the islamic suicide bombers and fighters. The latters can even blow up a 120 tons Abraham tank by just being run over by it! How can one fight fair with Rules of Engagement against these bastards and ever hope to win? The Pakistani can since they also benefit from the Houris up there and DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE GENEVA CONVENTION AND IN RULES OF ENGAGEMEN, only in shooting everything that moves and is in their way and supplies food, water, shelter, human comforts and SEX to the enemy. Yes, sex is also a war resource, you stupid Americans, who of all people should know this, since you tend to fuck everything that moves! INSHALLAH!
Ohhh yes, Labour is capable of thought too................sporadically though, at random, since their brain is essentially partisan, focusing on the defeat of an opponent at any cost like in an Aussie Rule Game......................my civilised attitude being that, being in opposition should be good enough, as the Opposition is more valuable than the Ruling Majority in so far as it adds value to the unopposed crap usually issuing from an Australian un-opposed mind, but between I and most Australians there is at least a 2000 years civilisational DNA-based, therefore unbridgeable, gap. I am afraid Labour is captive of its own peasant/bourgeois lust for voters in order to win................ Therefore they are always sodomitically bending over, as if in an uninterrupted islamic prayer, ready to give Citizenship to Chimpanzees for a Vote. Australians badly need growing up ! ITALIANS ARE BEYOND REDEMPTION/REFORMATION, SHORT OF A MIRACLE.............MAY THE POPE ACCOMPLISH IT, OR A civil war. My local PM Kelvin Thomson ( for Willies.........)has just realised a couple of weeks ago, and I duly congratulated him for the totally unexpected intelligence quantum-like jump, lie the creation of a SuperNova Star................everything, even GLOBAL WARMING, may have been FUNDAMENTALLY accelerated by the large Demographic Global Population Growth with its growing pressure on the whole of Creation and its resources ( just think of the total integrated output of human-produced FARTS! Meat is getting too expensive in Australia due to dwindling water resources, ( tinned beans still being cheap ( at least for a one-person-family ) those imported from Italy are even cheaper than locally produced ones as water is cheaper in Italy and the cunning Republic is exporting them in the way of Carbon Emission Trading, on a global basis )) and I am worrying Rudd may realise beans are responsible for greater farting and human emissions thereby placing a tax on these in the way of a Carbon Trading Policy. Yet Labour is focusing on Carbon Emissions of an Industrial Source which is keeping us employed. Someone in Queensland has discovered we have a couple millions Water Buffaloes imported sometime ago by someone from Indonesia, which, poor things, they accuse of being great, mighty objectionable FARTERS! Rudd has already secretly ordered ( forbidding everyone to let el Garrett the guitar-strumming, ballett-dancing, skinhead find out since he is the protector of everything except European sheep, cattle, pig, chicken and other edible animal of European origins, including the Carp ) the culling of the several millions pedigree Camels roaming all over the Nullarbour. Talking about Genocidal Serbs, Bosnians and Croatians.........................................we have got them here among us, camouflaged as Bonhoeffer's, Hare Khrishna's or Jehovahs Witnesses' devotees!
THEY ( the cunning ones, the 5 per cent of the pure fair dinkum secret Aussie elite, triple circumcised.........................they all use compressed air prosthetics for copulating, no holes barred, a democratic golf-like-game.........................How many holes you wish to play to-night my darling?..................hence they get the best women in the land ) are planning to bring in the Uighurs and Tibetans to balance out the fast growing Chinese. The South Italians are fast loosing out ( you can see it happening in Coburg and the Northern Suburbs, as usual, to the Middle Eastern, from whom they originally derived in Roman times before the Egira ( New Era ) inaugurated by Mohammed in 632 AD. So, Australia is a fluid, dynamic field of mutual ethnic balances, ruled by DIVIDE AND RULE...................BRITANNIA ( England is responsible for settling the Tamils in Sri Lanka and in Africa, from the untouchables of Southern India as a source of cheap field- workers and servants), until THEY ( the cunning 5% elite ) totally fuck it up by making it into a Republic of the Fuckumites of the Southern Cross and of the Eureka Stockade! Then there shall be a FREE FOR ALL MAFIAs OF ALL COLOURS, the making of a Continental-sized RAINBOW-LIKE-NEW-ITALY, ruled by whoever gets equipped with the most flexible, versatile, powerful, prosthetic, copulating aid, complete with make-believe injectors with automatically activated controls coming in at the apex of the orgasmic climaxing curve, fully guaranteed for maximum satisfaction! A version is also being designed for Computer integrated and simulated, virtual copulations at a distance, on the Internet ( The system shall require though a Degree on Communications to operate all gadgets however the kids shall allways improvise ). The Pope and all Islamic Muftis are tearing their hairs out trying to work out the ethics involved.
Even the Japanese Yakuzis are working on the design, bugger be the ethics, since Confucius and the Rising Sun who fathered the Emperor don't give a damn about sexual ethics, especially if virtual, and consider sex as a more interesting form of back scratching.
The Mongolians are still in reserve to offset the Middle Eastern..................................eventually.
Here terminates the letter..................................as its writer needs refreshment, contemplation and meditation on Buddhas' very and own navel, the centre of the whole earth.