Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Post 103. A Templar's Graffiti.

A Templar's Graffity.
The Latest Archaeological Find of the Century.
The limerick was recently discovered as a graffiti in one of the Templars' prisons under the Temple of Sholomon, presumably written in Provencal, Arabic and Hebrew/Aramaic by a well educated, battle-fatigued knightTemplar. All scholars tend to concurr about the provencal origins of the redactor, judging from the super-rhyming qualities of the verses which in the Arabic and Hebrew-renderings soar to lirical, musical excellence, while, halas loosing the rhyming.
However, as the wise men all say -:
' Nothing and no one except Allah is perfect ',
' La', ila la', illaaa Alllaaah '-:
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If women had also hairy balls,
and men the wherewithall,
we could then all have a merry ball,
festively in the Sheik's Hall,
with a joyfull game of balls
not minding it at all,
blissfully enjoying it all
until the coming of dawn
with the sun shining above it all
inside the Garden's wards
within the Alhambra's walls,
listening to the Prayer's call,
to the worship of Allah,
the One and All.
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Remember thou,
on a more sombre note,
oh earthly pilgrim,
oh el haj,
that even God loves to laugh,
as truly as God made it all,
even the hairy balls.
So be thou
humble,
cheerful and worshipfull,
and grateful to all women,
the crowns of Allah.
We all had,
even the Lord Jesus,
Budhaa and Mohammed,
a
MOTHER.
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On a more serious note now,
and in homage to Sister Peace
let us all utter the beginning of the Fatihah
in homage
to our Muslim sisters and brethrens-:
BismillaahiiiirRahmaniiiirRaahiiiim,
Al-HamdulillaaahiiiRabbiiiilAlaamihiiiin,
ArRahmaniiirRaahiiim
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Allaah akhbaaar!

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